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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

The Anatomy Of A Rant

I will rape, pillage and plunder for an Aston Martin Vantage. But just the same, I will rape, pillage and plunder for premiere movie tickets to The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe. With each passing day, my frustration mounts. And if I don't get my Aston Martin or my tickets soon, I'd start pelting innocent bystanders at random with mung bean projectiles.



Bean projectiles huh?Mmm...
Would you like me to make a prototype for you? hahahaha!


if you get your hands on those premiere tickets, please try and grab two more for me! haha! :D


Mr Word Made Flesh himself. I'll take you up on your offer the day I snap. Welcome.


Hello, Kaye. As for the tickets, I will do my ruthless best, or worst, whichever comes first. :)


If you got the Vantage, you could just pull up to the premiere and they'd let you in.


I NOW own a DB9. There's a catch though. It fits in my palm, and the logo "Hotwheels" on the underbelly casts a doubt on its authenticity when I brag it about. Hehe. Thanks for dropping by.

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