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Monday, March 14, 2005

Verminator

Okay. There's this office clown who's been constantly hovering about me, like fly on... err... creme broule. As if life isn't short enough, he's making a dangerous habit of peeking over my shoulder every time I blog. Asking him to buzz off is proving to be quite the undertaking. He is denser than a brick wall and impervious to even the most virulent forms of slander.

Now, I'm two minds split about this minor disturbance in the force. Should I drop him 26 storeys below like a bad idea? (How apt -- watch out for falling debris. I will revel in the irony.) Or, should I emotionally maim him, the sort that scars for life, rehabs on the spot, and makes you turn to religion.

Which makes finding my copy of "Idiot's Guide To Hypnotism" a tad more urgent.



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5 Comments:

tsk tsk tsk... curious minds abound. :D wait till he's gone before you blog then... hehe. :D

 

Gone? As in ... the afterlife? That can be arranged. Hehe

 

no no no... no violence! haha! :D

 

Hmmm.i think i know who yur talking abt...hehe. i have the same problem...he keeps transferring to the chair across my desk, feigning "busy-ness", but actually hoping to read what im writing...he's been curious for a month now. i wanna scratch his eyes out sometimes. Argh.

 

mAKE HIM FEEL BAD AND THEN PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY. tHAT WAY EVRY ONE WINS.

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