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Sunday, July 10, 2005

A Sneaky Monday Prelude

Sunday was a day of blissful catatonia for everyone. Even the typical, chronically agit street demonstrator, who make an uneasy living raising heck, hell and an armed militia over something as trivial as a stray grammatical error, stayed home, focusing their hostile energies on afternoon showbiz talk shows instead. Such was Sunday for everyone, except mine. For my blog has caught the attention of the Open Minds, Open Chakra Worldwide and has invited me as a guest speaker in their upcoming convention in a seedy resettlement area nearby, which they claim is "rich in good vibes". I tersely declined the offer, explaining to them that my hands are full assisting in a soup kitchen for Falun Gong refugees. They never called again.

In reality, I spend the most of my Sunday attempting to breed a pair of red-eared turtles. A foolish enterprise, my next door neighbor keeps on telling me, insisting that both Danny and Shmee are female. Being the good sport that I am, I let him natter on until his lungs collapse and his B.P. shoots up to hazardous levels. Let me breed in peace, I say!


Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Hiatus My Shorts

Very few things can be a sorrier sight than a blog gone derelict, take Marilyn Manson for instance. Now, that would make the rare, perpetually cheery individual immune even to Mondays depressed. Just to prove that my faith in ye ole blogdom has not dimmed nor ebbed nor eroded in the course of a month in absentia, allow me to share this gender-specific nugget of wisdom to all my fellow men, in true debris-hurling fashion...

"Man is a useless piece of skin attached to his penis." - quoth anonymous


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