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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Nonsense Archive

I've seen this list a couple of years ago. I stored this in my old email. Old means it's now a defunct 0 kilobyte. Fortunately, an officemate emailed me this list quite recently, under the title New Words. Not so new now, is it? And not a real help to anyone anyway. It will not ease your chronic fits of psychosis. Beer still works better. Now, where was I? Oh yes, the crap archive... Here goes...

Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (v):
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Sarchasm (n):
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v):
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Osteopornosis (n):
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon (n):
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.):
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido (v):
All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n):
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come very quickly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Ignoranus (n):
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.



2 Comments:

You forgot FUCKEROO, pre, which means . . . uh . . . pretty much the same as ignoramus. Hehe.

 

O BOPOLIC ... it's the Fuckeroo's frame of mind. Hehe. Damn! I miss those days.

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