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Tuesday, February 01, 2005 I've seen this list a couple of years ago. I stored this in my old email. Old means it's now a defunct 0 kilobyte. Fortunately, an officemate emailed me this list quite recently, under the title New Words. Not so new now, is it? And not a real help to anyone anyway. It will not ease your chronic fits of psychosis. Beer still works better. Now, where was I? Oh yes, the crap archive... Here goes...Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. Glibido (v): All talk and no action. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come very quickly. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
posted by Alexis at 10:11 PM
O BOPOLIC ... it's the Fuckeroo's frame of mind. Hehe. Damn! I miss those days. Post a Comment |
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