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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

The Din Over Dan

Faith uprooted. Centuries-old faith indoctrination quivers and grows weak at the knees. The effect of Dan Brown's paperback cash cows. Making absolute gnostic experts, in quotes, out of the typical badminton enthusiast. Dan Brown's getting richer by the minute. And richer still, his book soon to be given a word-made-flesh Hollywood spin. Rejoice, heretics.

But, dear spiritual vagrant, your religious quandry, thanks to your fanatical Dan Brown zeal, is nearly at its end. Back into the fold, you know what I'm saying.

No?

Listen. Dan Brown's primary resource, the Priory document, allegedly unearthed from a small abbey, the Rennes-le-Chataeu, in the heart of France, is nothing but an elaborate hoax. Proven. Confirmed. And aired over the news channel BBC.

The Bible is as good as it gets, folks.


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